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New Trend-Dress like Lobsters and extract whale semen
www.theguardian.com Outcry as Trump withdraws support for research that mentions ‘climate’US government stripping funds from domestic and overseas research amid warnings for health and public safety
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/25874867
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Revolutionary new freeway to be made from bamboo.
www.nytimes.com Why Trump’s Clean Energy Rollbacks Could Derail a Factory BoomWith the Trump administration reversing support for low-carbon power, the business case for making wind, solar and electric vehicle parts gets weaker.
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Flight attendant receives pin and blue suit as a gift from the Arabs. Happy as fuck.
www.ft.com Russia asked US for Nato withdrawal from eastern Europe, says RomaniaMoscow’s demand during Riyadh talks rejected but allies fear Donald Trump could yet allow restoration of former Soviet bloc
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/25844003
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Woman discovers method of making really big ice cubes but gets depressed.
www.newscientist.com Mouse brain slices brought back to life after being frozen for a weekIn a step towards suspended animation of people, slices of mouse brains have shown near-normal activity after being stored at -150°C for up to a week
cross-posted from: https://sh.itjust.works/post/33156457
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"Refugees making huge demands on Federal fashion budget", says a knowledgeable insider.
www.newsweek.com Joe Rogan dethroned by anti-Trump podcast in the chartsRogan slips into second spot, as the MeidasTouch Podcast becomes the country's most downloaded and listened-to show this month.
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/25767635
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Fediverse postponing FediFans Launch until Christmas
theconversation.com Decentralised social media offers an alternative to big tech platforms like X and Meta. How does it work? PodcastThe Conversation Weekly podcast speaks to Robert Gehl, an expert on alternative social media platforms, about decentralised social media.
The all nude Fediverse site featuring members of Lemmy, Mastodon, Pixelfed and other Fediverse sites has been postponed in order for all Fediverse members to get into better shape. "We cannot afford to disappoint our paying customers" said Anita Bath, a leading Fediverse influencer.
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Anti Aging has gone too far.
theonion.com Wooden Spoon Only Thing In Man’s Life That Not Giving Him CancerSPARTA, OH—Setting itself apart as a uniquely innocuous object, a wooden spoon is the only thing in local man Patrick Davies’ life that is not currently giving him cancer, sources confirmed Thursday. Unlike every other physical item Davies encounters in his day-to-day existence, the bamboo utensil i...
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It was not 6 inches.
www.theguardian.com Trump cuts threaten a ‘generation of scientists’ as many weigh leaving USPresident’s call to ‘Make America Healthy Again’ has led to slashes in NIH funding – endangering jobs and vital research
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/25785432
> Summary > > Trump’s proposed cuts to the National Institutes of Health (NIH) threaten U.S. biomedical research, forcing many scientists to consider leaving the country. > > A 7 February policy would slash NIH funding by two-thirds, though a federal judge has temporarily blocked it. > > Researchers relying on these grants fear for their jobs, with some already exploring options abroad. > > The cuts particularly impact neuroscience, diabetes, and bird flu research, while also dismantling DEI initiatives. > > Many scientists warn of long-term consequences for innovation and global health collaboration.
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Chuck Norris View of peeing into a lake
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/25798312
> Ogwen valley, Eryri/Snowdonia, Wales, UK.